u got me so horny

eternalgoldfish

Language: English

Publisher: Archive of Our Own

Published: Mar 26, 2021

Word Count: 14681

Description:

u got me so horny

Steve is pretty sure this text message isn’t for him?

Like, 89.5% sure.

Because one, the number isn’t in his contacts, and two. Who texts u when they’ve got swipe to text? It’s 2019? Technology has evolved? Maybe it’s stylistic?

But mostly Steve is pretty sure it’s not for him, because when he texts back, Who is this? It’s followed by a long pause, and,

u kno princess

Like, uh. Like, he actually doesn’t? And also, like, Sorry bro you got the wrong number.